On… The Nail Files 1 Reply Voila my story THE NAIL FILES for Tatler magazine! I hope it doesn’t offend anyone. If you ask me to write 900 words about what I like and dislike about nails, you’re gonna get some snark. This story was in the October issue, which you can track down if you call the Conde Nast old issues office, or if your local newsagent is particularly lazy.